January 2012
30 posts
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Oscar Wilde (via ajarfullofdreams)
How teens and adults text
pagsy:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
LITERALLY SO RELEVANT
Seriously. I can never understand my mother. It was really bad when she...
69cupsoftea:
…try margarine.
December 2011
72 posts
I had a nightmare that the Pickleman’s I work at became a Jimmy Johns and I didn’t know how to make any sandwiches. Almost the whole staff was there and we had a steady flow of customers and only a few people knew what they were doing. I almost quit multiple times out of frustration. We still served pizza and salads though. I was convincing a girl at one point that she wanted a pizza...
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via atomiclanterns)
This is because @Raymondthe3rd can't light up...
Moment of silence.